WHAT IS THIS PAGE?

Here’s a collection of random projects nobody asked for, that I made entirely to make myself laugh. Enjoy?

I MADE MY FRIEND’S HINGE PROFILE GO VIRAL WITH ‘THE HAT MAN’

I inconspicuously photoshopped everyone’s favorite sleep paralysis demon, ‘The Hat Man’, into all of my friend’s Hinge profile pics. Nobody noticed, until it organically made its way to Twitter and garnered millions of impressions overnight. See the post here!

I TRIED TO REPLACE MY COPYWRITER WITH VARIOUS MACHINES

My copywriter, Brian Marcolini, had the audacity to leave me for four months to go “start a family” — so I did what any good partner would do, and immediately attempted to replace him with AI, Drones, and other machines.

I GOT MY GCD TO BE MY FRIEND

For over a year I tried to get my GCD, Kate Carter, to add me on LinkedIn. She jokingly told me I had to earn it. So for the next year I made various attempts at gaining her attention. One year later she finally accepted.

I TURNED MY COWORKER INTO A SHRIMP

I perfectly recreated my coworker’s Instagram account, with just one key difference: everything was shrimp-ified. I still don’t really know why I did this, but I’m happy that I did.

I BRANDED A KETAMINE SPONSORED KICKBALL TEAM

I design the shirts for my kickball team ‘The Rats’. The first season we filled our shirt with tons of intentionally atrocious sponsors. This shirt was such a hit that it earned us a real sponsorship the next season by none other than “New York Ketamine Infusions”.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I MADE THESE

I photoshop lots of dumb things that don’t live anywhere beyond my various slack channels. So now I’m giving them a new home on the bottom of this page of weird bullshit.